How may I help you? = Go ahead punk, make my day! | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Interest = Lack of interest. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Balance = Tipped in our favour. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Students welcome = You're welcome to students. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Your PIN number is in the post = We're still working on a number you'll never be able to remember. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Mr. Jolly, your manager, has taken early retirement = Mr. Jolly is fed up with having to check everything with head office & not use his discretion based on local knowledge built up over many years, & is to be replaced by a 9 year old with no powers whatsoever! | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
The Listening Bank = What? | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
The bank that likes to say 'yes' = Piss off! | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Index linked = Stuck to my finger. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Should you require further information... = It'll cost you. | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Can you borrow £10,000? = Can you borrow £10,000? - You can borrow £10,000,000 if you're a big fat crook with Mafia connections! | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |
Barclays have just published their version of the Kama Sutra - There are 12 positions, but 10 of them are closed! | Chester 03 Dec 1994 |