Special Holidays for 18-30 Year Olds = So you fancy a bit, do you? | 26 May 1984 |
In this hotel, you can all go down to breakfast together = The floor will probably collapse. | 26 May 1984 |
_______ is a lively little village = There's a gramophone in the only taverna. | 26 May 1984 |
Palm-fringed Beach = Surrounded by beggars. | 26 May 1984 |
Compact Swimming Pool = Bidet. | 26 May 1984 |
Scheduled Flights = 14 days in Gatwick. | 26 May 1984 |
Staggering Views = The local wine's dodgy. | 26 May 1984 |
Demipension = Half the hotel isn't built yet. | 26 May 1984 |
Sun-drenched = One way or the other, we'll get it right. | 26 May 1984 |
Your host, Herr Knockenbakker, is a great Anglophile = He wasn't actually a member of the S.S. | 26 May 1984 |
Plenty of night life = Watch out for the cockroaches. | 26 May 1984 |
We would strongly recommend hiring a car = You are 103 miles from the nearest lavatory. | 26 May 1984 |
Stones' throw from the beach = Mick Jagger once vomitted from the top balcony. | 26 May 1984 |
In the Michelin Guide = Next to a tyre dump. | 26 May 1984 |
Savour the real essence of the locals = Next to the sewage farm. | 26 May 1984 |