Bargain not to be missed = Everyone else has hit it. | 06 Sep 1986 |
You'll enjoy a spin in this = Just try braking on a wet road. | 06 Sep 1986 |
Only 250,000 miles on the clock = You should have seen what it said on the hourglass. | 06 Sep 1986 |
One careful owner = The other 32 were nutters. | 06 Sep 1986 |
Take you to Paris and back on one tank of petrol = As long as you live in Versailles. | 06 Sep 1986 |
You won't see upholstery like this everyday = You won't see upholstery like this everyday. | 06 Sep 1986 |
Ample boot space = Room for at least 2 pairs, or 4 pairs of carpet slippers. | 06 Sep 1986 |
It's a fun car = The salesmen in the back room are rolling all over the floor. | 06 Sep 1986 |
Fitted with child-proof locks = A child may not be able to break into it, but everyone else can. | 06 Sep 1986 |
One previous owner = Evil Knievel. | 06 Sep 1986 |
Two previous owners = Starsky & Hutch. | 06 Sep 1986 |
They don't make them like this any more = They got fed up being sued. | 06 Sep 1986 |
It's a cross between an Allegro & a Rover = A legover! | 06 Sep 1986 |
Current MOT = There's this garage in Wandsworth... | 06 Sep 1986 |