Romeo & Juliet: I love you. I love you too. I'm dead! So am I! No - Just kidding...oh bugger! | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Any Carry On film: Oo-Err. That's a big one! You can say that again! Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Brief Encounter: Hello. Hello. I've got something in my eye. Shall I get it out? Best not, I'm married. Oh, there's my train. Goodbye forever. Goodbye. | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
War And Peace: God! I'm glad that's over! | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ EastEnders: He's killed three people, slept with his mother, and deals in drugs. I know, but 'e's family! Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Lost: So, I expect there's a story attached to how you came to be getting in this particular plane that crashed. Yes. Is it interesting? Not really, no, but I'll tell you at some point. What's that thing in the bushes? It's a metaphor for everyone's fear that if they ever stop watching, something will happen one week and they'll miss it. Oh. | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
The Matrix: What's going on here? God knows! | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Last Of The Summer Wine: Eee, I'm knackered! Well, that's why you got the job... Shall we slide down t'hill in a bathtub? Aye, better had. We always do. Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ The Chronicles Of Narnia: Isn't it funny what you find at the back of the wardrobe? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Quote, Unquote: John Julius-Norwich - who said: "This would be a good idea for a programme"? It could only have been you, Nigel. Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ The Apprentice: You're all fired...except for you. Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Romeo & Juliet: I love you. I love you too. I'm dead! So am I! No - Just kidding...oh bugger! | 2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006 |
Brief Encounter: Hello. Hello. I've got something in my eye. Shall I get it out? Best not, I'm married. Oh, there's my train. Goodbye forever. Goodbye. | 2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006 |
War And Peace: God! I'm glad that's over! | 2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006 |
Lost: So, I expect there's a story attached to how you came to be getting in this particular plane that crashed. Yes. Is it interesting? Not really, no, but I'll tell you at some point. What's that thing in the bushes? It's a metaphor for everyone's fear that if they ever stop watching, something will happen one week and they'll miss it. Oh. | 2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006 |
The Matrix: What's going on here? God knows! | 2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006 |
Waiting For Godot: Do you think he'll come? Probably not. | Cardiff 18 Jun 2007 |
King Lear: I'm going to leave it all to the girls. You must me mad! Oh yeah. | Cardiff 18 Jun 2007 |
Die Hard: Look at the state of your vest. What happened? If I told you, you wouldn't believe it. | Cardiff 18 Jun 2007 |
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Arrh! Arrh! Ooh-Arrh! Ah-Haar! What's going on? I've got no idea. | Cardiff 18 Jun 2007 |
Lord Of The Rings: Every time I put this ring on, I become invisible. Oh. I'd take it back if I was you. | Cardiff 18 Jun 2007 |