ALFRED THE GREAT: You can always rely on Delia's recipes | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
MOSES: Boats? Of course we'll need boats. How are we going to get across otherwise? | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
KING HAROLD: Right men, we're going into this with our eyes wide open | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
SADDAM HUSSEIN: They'll never find me in here | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
ADMIRAL LORD NELSON: When it's safe, I'll wave my arm and give you the wink | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
A CITIZEN OF POMPEII: Forget Vesuvius - I've got an obscene wall-painting to finish | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
J.F. KENNEDY: Let's have the hood down, darling | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
JOHN LOGIE BAIRD: ...and the really good thing about it is it'll take the public's mind off gardening and decorating | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
TONY BLAIR: They definitely have weapons of mass destruction | Dartford 31 May 2004 |
TOLSTOY: To cut a long story short... | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
SIR CLIVE SINCLAIR: If you like the Sinclair C4, wait till you see the next one | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
MRS. NOAH: Hey, Noah, you can stop that building - Michael Fish says it's going to be fine for 40 days | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
GOLIATH: Come on son, give us your best shot | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
CAPTAIN SCOTT: Don't pack too much food, or there won't be room for the banjos | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
PRINCESS ANNE: Oh what a sweet little puppy. I think I'll have that one | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
VAN GOGH: I'm thinking of getting a Walkman | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
JUDAS ESCARIOT: Remember guys, the one I greet with a kiss, you do the strip-a-gram on | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
QUASIMODO: No, seriously, how do I look? | Belfast 14 Jun 2004 |
SAMSON: Just a short back and sides please, Delilah | Kevin Hale
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[ ISAAC NEWTON, who was having a nap under a tree when an apple fell on his head, and he woke up and found somebody had carved a name on tree, and he'd thought he'd conceived the law of graffiti Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC: The worst thing that can happen on our maiden voyage is the saloon bar will run out of ice Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
LEONARDO DA VINCI: I'm a painter. Who's going to buy a book with my name on it? | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
From the Troy Times: This Christmas, the must have present is a wooden horse | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
ANNE BOLEYN: Well he doesn't have commitment issues with me! | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ To LORD CARDIGAN: Why don't you just call that new piece of headgear a Sandwich Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
SCIPIO, the Roman consul: The defeat of the Roman army is about as likely as a herd of elephants marching across the Alps | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ CAPTAIN SCOTT: Let's just get there and then worry about it, shall we? Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ From a school report: Mr. & Mrs. Lyttelton, I think it would be advisable for Humphrey to take up the banjo Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ HENRY KISSINGER: Me, get the Nobel Peace Prize? Are you having a laugh? Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ GEORGE GALLOWAY: No, seriously, you are as important as you think you are Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
MR. & MRS. HITLER: You can never give your child too much Sunny Delight | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ MAHATMA GHANDI: When the troops turn up, let 'em have it Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
MR. BRYANT in 1666: Good news, Mr. May - we've sold our first box of matches to that baker's shop in Pudding Lane | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ WILLIAM TELL: A blindfold would make it so much more fun Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
THE PILGRIM FATHERS: Well, let's start a new country. I mean, what harm can it do? | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ EVE: Well, if you can't trust a talking snake, who can you trust? Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
[ MARK THOMPSON: Pay Jonathan whatever he likes - we can afford it Not broadcast] | Manchester 26 Nov 2007 |
MRS. NOAH: Hey, Noah, you can stop that building - Michael Fish says it's going to be fine for 40 days | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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VAN GOGH: I'm thinking of getting a Walkman | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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KING HAROLD: Right men, we're going into this with our eyes wide open | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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GOLIATH: Come on son, give us your best shot | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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SIR CLIVE SINCLAIR: If you like the Sinclair C4, wait till you see the next one | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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PRINCESS ANNE: Oh what a sweet little puppy. I think I'll have that one | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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ADMIRAL LORD NELSON: When it's safe, I'll wave my arm and give you the wink | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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JUDAS ESCARIOT: Remember guys, the one I greet with a kiss, you do the strip-a-gram on | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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QUASIMODO: No, seriously, how do I look? | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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JOHN LOGIE BAIRD: ...and the really good thing about it is it'll take the public's mind off gardening and decorating | ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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