ISIHAC Games - Complete Crackers

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds requires the teams to complete well known Christmas Cracker jokes. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the words ANSWER or REAL ANSWER to reveal all!

What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
Why do cows have bells? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What has a bottom at the top? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What do you call a woman who balances glasses of lager on her nose? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the disco? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
When is it unlucky to see a black cat? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What do you get when you eat too many Christmas decorations? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What's the difference between an elephant & a biscuit? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What should you do if you find a rhino sleeping in your bed? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What do you get if you put a sheep in a sauna? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001
What do you get if you cross a cowboy with an octopus? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
Why do cows have bells? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What has a bottom at the top? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What do you call a woman who balances glasses of lager on her nose? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the disco? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
When is it unlucky to see a black cat? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What do you get when you eat too many Christmas decorations? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What's the difference between an elephant & a biscuit? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What should you do if you find a rhino sleeping in your bed? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
What do you get if you put a sheep in a sauna? ANSWER REAL ANSWER	I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue

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The ISIHAC
Complete Crackers Page

Last Updated
15 Dec 2004

The ISIHAC Complete Crackers Page

Last Updated15 Dec 2004

The ISIHAC
Complete Crackers Page

Last Updated
15 Dec 2004