Allied Carpets: Fifty years of closing down sales! | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Sock Mending Society: Who Darns Wins Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Naturists' Society: Who Bares Wins Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ United Kingdom Independence Party: UKIP While We Speak Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
Guild Of Plate Glass Shop Window Removers: We Take Great Pains... | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The Amputation Society: Go To Work On A Leg | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
Association of Norfolk Bakers: 200 Years In Bread | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
Big Brother: Who Cares Who Wins? | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The Kamikaze Club: We Missed | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
IKEA: (I'm sorry, you're going to have to put your own slogan together) | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
Basingstoke: Gateway To Reading | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
Retired Mariners Of France: in English: To the sea, this is the time - in French: A L'eau. C'est L'heure | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The Society Of Mime Artists: | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The House Of Lords: May Contain Nuts | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
British Telecom: Putting You On Hold | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Builders' Association: (The motto may pop round on Tuesday) Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Lap Dancing Association: Keeping Lap Culture Alive Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Amnesiacs' Society: What Motto? Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Fishmongers' Association: The Eels Are Alive Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Tory Party: All Things Trite And Dutiful Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ You And Yours: I Can't Believe It's Not Better Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Carphone Warehouse: We Don't Sell Carphones Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
[ The Lada Drivers' Club: See You Later Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The Procrastination Society: 100 Years Without A Motto | Basingstoke 06 Dec 2004 |
The online auction setup for glue, called: E-Bay Gum | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
Gamblers Anonymous: Bet You Don't Know Who We Are! | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Shoemakers: Always Knowingly Undersoled | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
Virgin Trains: This motto has been withdrawn, due to it being the wrong kind of motto | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Association Of Plagiarists: Who Dares, Wins | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Association Of Pedicurists: I Came, I Saw, I Corn Cured | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The personal motto of Jeffrey Archer: A Friend In Need Is A Potential Alibi | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Literal Society: We Are The Literal Society | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Jehovah's Witnesses: When One Door Closes, So Do All The Others | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Car Mechanic's Club: Piston Broke? We Can Help | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
U.K.I.P.: If In Doubt, Hit A Frenchman | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The famous Jamaican-Italian Food Drive-Through Association: Rasta-Pasta-Faster | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Oxford English Dictionary: Precision Is Our Wossname | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
David Beckham's brain surgeon: Mind The Gap | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
Hitchcock Trusses: Masters Of Suspense | Hull 20 Dec 2004 |
The Anger Management Club: Don't Get Us Started! | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Coward's Society: We Came, We Saw, Good Heavens is that the time? Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Hampshire Society: Better Safe Than Surrey | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Turkey Breeders' Association: Norfolk & Good | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Federation Of Life Support Machine Manufacturers: Tubes Help You Breathe More Easily | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Guild Of Mini-Cab Drivers: Our Motto Will Be With You In Ten Minutes Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Amnesia Society: What Motto? Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Acronym Society: T.A.S. OK.? Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Pond Builders' Guild: May Contain Newts | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Rod Stewart Ex-Wives Club: I Am Not A Number, I Am A Human Being | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Tourette's Society: Join Us Or BZZZZZZ Off Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The London Olympic Bid Committee: See You In Paris | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ Langer's Bitter: The beer that begins where the others end up Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Society For The Reintroduction Of Victorian Values: The Car In Front Is A Horse | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The BBC Payment Department: Our Motto Is In The Post Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Funeral Directors' Association: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, We'll Get You In A Casket or Pay As You Urn Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Reincarnation Society: Same Chairman For 250 Years | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[Get a Myers comfortable bed - the bed that makes you proud every time you make it Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Society Of Norfolk Bakers: 100 Years In Bread Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
The Amalgamated Union Of Female Escort Users: I Liked Her So Much I Bought Her Company | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Angling Tailors' Guild: We'll Put Your Flies Behind Your Lapels Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
[ The Oxford Bus Spotters' Club: You wait half an hour for a bus, and then 783 all come along at the same time Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |