ACOCK'S GREEN - the sexually transmitted disease clinician's version of snap | Kevin Hale |
ALASKA HIGHWAY - which is a bit like Songs Of Praise, but with more eskimos | Hastings 17 Jun 2002 |
AMAZON BASIN - where players have their hair cut like Henry V by tall muscular women | Hastings 17 Jun 2002 |
ANDOVER - the Hampshire version of Pass The Parcel | Kevin Hale |
ARTHUR'S SEAT - Played in Edinburgh. It's like musical chairs, except there's no music & only one chair...which belongs to Arthur | Brighton 26 Nov 2001 |
From Thailand BANGKOK - which is too painful to describe in detail | Bristol 10 Dec 2001 |
BARROW-IN-FURNESS - which involves burning garden implements | Canterbury 05 Jul 1997 |
BARROW-IN-FURNESS - which involves burning garden implements | ISIHAC 5, Side 1 |
BEACHY HEAD - invented by our own Sven, while holidaying at Camber Sands | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 |
BEACHY HEAD - where the winner is the first to spot Gillian Taylforth in a Range Rover above the cliffs | Kevin Hale |
There are a whole family of games stemming from Supermarket Sweep, including BEDALE - a lookalike competition. See also HARDENDALE, KILDALE, KIRBY UNDERDALE and REDESDALE CAMP. | Kevin Hale |
BIGGLESWADE - the object being to guess the weight of a fictional air ace | Kevin Hale |
BIGGLESWADE - which involves crossing rivers dressed as a fictional air ace | Coventry 27 Nov 2000 |
BILLERICAY - where the object is to send an invoice to the male soap-star of your choice | Kevin Hale |
BOLTON PERCY - a favourite at Ann Summers parties | Kevin Hale |
BORROWASH - competitive laundry loaning | Kevin Hale |
BROADSTAIRS - a game for people who are too fat to use the lift | Canterbury 05 Jul 1997 |
BROADSTAIRS - a game for people who are too fat to use the lift | ISIHAC 5, Side 1 |
BROOKLYN BRIDGE - a card game for toddlers who's parents give their children stupid names | 30th Anniversary Special 13 Apr 2002 |
BURNHAM-ON-SEA - a game for crematorium attendants, played on the beach | Kevin Hale |
BURNHAM-ON-SEA - a hilarious game played in coastal crematoria | Coventry 27 Nov 2000 |
BURY ST EDMUNDS - a surprisingly popular game, where the object is to inter Mr Blobby's mentor | Kevin Hale |
In the U.S.A. they like to play CAMP DAVID - the winner being the one who does the best impression of the President's hairdresser | Glasgow 30 Nov 1998 |
CARDIGAN - a game specially for fashion victims | Kevin Hale |
CARDIGAN BAY - which involves offshore swimming in assorted items of knitwear | Cardiff 14 Dec 1998 |
CARDIGAN BAY - where the players knit woollen garments for brown horses | Coventry 27 Nov 2000 |
CHARDSTOCK - a competitive form of cattle cremation | Kevin Hale |
CHESTERFIELD - a game played on the annual outing of the dyslexic brassiere manufacturers society | Michael Hicklin |
CHISELHAMPTON - erotic sculpting for masons | Kevin Hale |
COUNTY DOWN - the game inspired by a Chinese space launch | Reading 28 May 2001 |
CURRY RIVEL - played by the owners of Indian take-aways, the object being to get rid of the opposition without leaving any traceable remains | Kevin Hale |
DAVIDSTOW MOOR - a favourite of Fergie & Mr. Mellor | Kevin Hale |
DEVIZES - the winner being the one who dreams up the best game named after a town in Wiltshire | Kevin Hale |
From the West Country,DORSET, where players have to collect a set of doors, & SOMERSET, where they have to add up how many they've collected | Kevin Hale |
DUNGENESS - where the object is to escape without being locked in Dungeon R or Dungeon T | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
DUNGENESS - a game popular with dominatrixes | Kevin Hale |
DYMCHURCH - which involves forming a new religion for stupid people | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
EFFINGHAM - a competitive swearing match | Kevin Hale |
EYE - the winner being the first to shout out part of the name of a popular Radio 4 comedy show (see also HAVANT & LOOE) | Kevin Hale |
FELIXSTOWE - an East Anglian game that involves hiding cat food | Reading 28 May 2001 |
FISHGUARD - a Welsh game where you have to pick a soldier out of a river | Reading 28 May 2001 |
FORDYCE - a game played with four dice | Kevin Hale |
GLAMORGAN - the winner being the one with the best decorated...musical keyboard | Kevin Hale |
HAVANT - the winner being the first to shout out part of the name of a popular Radio 4 comedy show (see also EYE & LOOE) | Kevin Hale |
HELSINKI - a Chinese game that involves shouting from a leaky boat | 2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001 |
HOOVER DAM - a game that involved stubbing your toe on a vacuum cleaner | Bradford 20 May 2002 |
HUMBER BRIDGE - a card game played in vintage motor cars | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 |
From the Scottish island where St. Columba landed comes IONA CATHEDRAL - a game played by bishops who like to boast a lot | Glasgow 30 Nov 1998 |
JEDDAH GORGE - the Saudi-Arabian version | Kevin Hale |
LEAD US NOT INTO THAMES STATION - a biblical quiz played on a board carrying fictitious London underground names | David Spurgeon |
LEEDS - a version of Cleudo played by West Yorkshire policemen | Kevin Hale |
LEWTRENCHARD - where players have a latrine-digging race in heavy soil | Kevin Hale |
LOOE - the winner being the first to shout out part of the name of a popular Radio 4 comedy show (see also EYE & HAVANT) | Kevin Hale |
MOUNT SNOWDON - a pastime devised in the 1950's by Princess Margaret | Cardiff 14 Dec 1998 |
..and on Saturday nights, the young men of Norwich regularly have a go at the NORFOLK BROADS | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 |
NEW DELHI - which involves opening a sandwich shop | Bristol 10 Dec 2001 |
NUNEATON - where players compete to be the first to spot Sister Wendy coming out of a spud-U-Like | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
PARIS, TEXAS - which involves going to a DIY store on Eurostar | 2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001 |
PLYMOUTH HOE - competitive gardening, invented by Sir Francis Drake | Kevin Hale |
READING - an educational programme for under fours | David Spurgeon |
REDDITCH - a competitive form of chicken pox | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
ROBIN HOOD'S BAY - named after the Nottingham archer's horse | Kevin Hale |
ST. ALBANS - a game popular in Hertfordshire, where you must ensure you haven't posted any other sort of cake | Kevin Hale |
ST. BERNARD PASS - where players sit in a circle and take turns to unwrap a large dog | Bradford 20 May 2002 |
ST. MICHAELS MOUNT - devised by Samantha on an extended visit to Marks & Spencer's | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
SANTA CRUZ - where the players dress up as Father Christmas and take a walk on Clapham Common | 2001 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2001 |
SELLAFIELD - where the object is to try to flog off a plot of contaminated land | Canterbury 05 Jul 1997 |
SELLAFIELD - where the object is to try to flog off a plot of contaminated land | ISIHAC 5, Side 1 |
SEYCHELLES - where the winner is the first person to say the word 'Shells' | Bristol 10 Dec 2001 |
From Australia, SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE - a card game for four people all called Sydney Harbour | Glasgow 30 Nov 1998 |
TABLE MOUNTAIN - where the winner is the player who makes the highest pile of dining room furniture | Bradford 20 May 2002 |
TOWER BRIDGE - a card game for exceptionally tall players | Brighton 01 Jun 1996 |
I understand that there are still certain isolated rural communities in Lancashire that like to play UPPER RAMSBOTTOM | Brighton 01 Jun 1996 |
WELSHPOOL - a game like nine-ball pool, except the winner's the one who gets the black sheep in his pocket first | Cardiff 14 Dec 1998 |
VICTORIA FALLS - which involves white-water rafting on a sponge cake | Leicester 03 Jun 2002 |
WESTWARD HO! - a game enjoyed in Devon, that involves pointing garden tools at the setting sun | Brighton 26 Nov 2001 |
WIGAN PIER - simply match the occupants of the House of Lords with their respective headgear | Kevin Hale |
WINCHESTER CATHEDRAL - which provides the chance to win Chester Cathedral | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 |
WINDSOR CASTLE - where the most successful player wins a castle | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
WINDSOR GREAT PARK - where the best player wins a really great park | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 |
YORKSHIRE DALES - played in Leeds. This involves pretending to host Supermarket Sweep with your face coated in Cuprinol | Brighton 26 Nov 2001 |
TOWER BRIDGE - a card game for exceptionally tall players | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 |
EIFFEL TOWER - which involves being poked in the eye with a Souvenir of Paris | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 |
RIVER JORDAN - a delightful pasttime based around dropping a waste of space off a bridge | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 |
GOBI DESERT - a revolting game which involves spitting into a bowl of custard | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 |
EIFFEL TOWER - which involves being poked in the eye with a Souvenir of Paris | ISIHAC 8, Side 2 |
RIVER JORDAN - a delightful pasttime based around dropping a waste of space off a bridge | ISIHAC 8, Side 2 |
GOBI DESERT - a revolting game which involves spitting into a bowl of custard | ISIHAC 8, Side 2 |
LEAMINGTON SPA - a game played only by fathers who have sons called Leamington | Leeds 22 Dec 2003 |
WINCHELSEA HARBOUR - where the object is to try to...win Chelsea Harbour | Leeds 22 Dec 2003 |
LITTLEHAMPTON - an intensely competitive game that requires a very cold day and a small ruler | Leeds 22 Dec 2003 |
WILDMAN'S BRIDGE (North Lanarkshire) - a card game featuring players with machettes | John Michael Gallagher |
STEAK TARTARE - which involves saying goodbye to a dead vampire | I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue |
COTTAGE PIE - a geometry game played by gentlemen on Hampstead Heath | I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue |
VICTORIA SPONGE - a delightfully saucy game where the winner gets to take a bath with Her Majesty the Queen | I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue |
[ KING'S CROSS - which involves annoying a monarch by poking him with a sharp stick Not broadcast] | Manchester 03 Dec 2007 |
[ CUMBERLAND GAP - which involves selling clothes from a sweat shop in the Lake District Not broadcast] | Manchester 03 Dec 2007 |
[ DOGGER BANK - which involves having sex round the back of an Essex branch of Barclays Not broadcast] | Manchester 03 Dec 2007 |
CUMBERLAND GAP - which involves running a sweat shop in the Lake District | Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007 |
DOGGER BANK - which involves having sex outside an Essex branch of Barclays | Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007 |
CHIPPING NORTON - which involves making stone sculptures in the shape of motorcycles | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
TOWER BRIDGE - a card game for exceptionally tall players | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
I understand that there are still certain isolated rural communities in Lancashire that like to play UPPER RAMSBOTTOM | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |