The first round is all about words and their meanings. There's often a confusion about which is the right word to use on the right occasion. For example, many people are completely ignorant about the technical difference between an 'optician' and an 'optometrist'. Well, an optician is someone who's qualified to examine the eyes and prescribe spectacle lenses, while an optometrist is someone who always looks on the bright side...
(before the New Definitions round) | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
OK, let's get on with the first round, which I notice this week is called Round One, and as one might guess from that title, it's all about words and their meanings. For example, many people are ignorant about the difference between 'imply' and 'infer'. Imply describes the expression or suggestion of a notion in a subtle or indirect manner, whereas infer describes somebody who makes his living selling mink coats...
(before the New Definitions round) | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| OK, the sooner we start, the sooner we get out of here, so let's begin with Round Six. This week it's New Definitions... | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Well, let's start the 'fun'...with a regular favourite called New Definitions. [ English is a fascinating language that's constantly changing. According to our friends at the BBC Pronounciation Unit, in Victorian times, the word 'Balcony' was pronounced 'Bal-conee', 'Beret' used to be 'Ber-Ett', and 'Sonorous' was 'Son-Aurus' - what a load of 'Bollows'... Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Let's kick off with a look at how the English language is constantly changing with a round called New Definitions. This is where the teams bring a completely new definition to the word 'entertainment', while retaining the full, original meaning of the words 'total' and 'rubbish'... | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Let's kick off with a brand new game called New Definitions. Many of the words we use today have a meaning that is quite different from the original. For example, the term 'terrific', as in the sentence: 'this game is a terrific one', clearly means 'really good', but it used to mean 'instilling terror' and it still can given a subtle change of context. For example, if I say 'this game is a terrific waste of my and everybody elses bloody time and always will be', the original meaning becomes all to apparent... | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| OK, the first round on my running order is New Definitions, which is a regular favourite...with whom it doesn't specify... The English language is constantly changing, and has developed many subtleties of expression. For example, some people don't fully understand the difference between the terms 'blatant' and 'flagrant'. Well, those of us who've taken the trouble to look them up know that 'blatant' means 'glaringly conspicuous or obviously noticable', whereas 'flagrant' means 'smelling of nice scent'... | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| We start the first round with [ the promise of tip-top entertainment...so while the governor unwraps the white sliced loaf, I'll ask the teams to provide us with Not broadcast] some New Definitions. The English language is a rich and varied tongue, but that very range of words does lead to some confusion over definition. For example, many people don't understand the subtle difference between 'confuse' and 'perplex'. Well, those of us who had the benefit of a public school education can tell you that 'confuse' means 'to make unclear' or 'disconcertingly bewilder', while 'perplex' is a kind of plastic glass... | Blackpool |
OK teams, let's launch into the first round with every ounce of enthusiasm we can fake...take...make...
(before the New Definitions round) | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| I can see that Samantha has threaded the first tape, which he tells me is a compilation of the year's best New Definitions...so I'll be with you again in a few seconds... | 2002 Christmas Special
30 Dec 2002 |
| We begin with a round of New Definitions. The English language is constantly developing to the point where it's often difficult to keep up with the true meanings of words. For example, many people don't fully understand the subtle differentiation between 'calamity' and 'catastrophe'. Well, those of use who've taken the trouble to study our language in depth know that a 'calamity' is a disaster or misfortune, especially one causing extreme havoc, misery or distress, whereas a 'catastrophe' is a punctuation mark shaped like a wiggly tadpole... | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| OK, the sooner we start, the sooner we get out of here, so let's begin with Round Six. This week it's New Definitions... | ISIHAC 7, Side 3 |
| Let's kick off with a look at how the English language is constantly changing with a round called New Definitions. This is where the teams bring a completely new definition to the word 'entertainment', while retaining the full, original meaning of the words 'total' and 'rubbish'... | ISIHAC 7, Side 4 |
OK, let's get on with the first round, which I notice this week is called Round One, and as one might guess from that title, it's all about words and their meanings. For example, many people are ignorant about the difference between 'imply' and 'infer'. Imply describes the expression or suggestion of a notion in a subtle or indirect manner, whereas infer describes somebody who makes his living selling mink coats...
(before the New Definitions round) | ISIHAC 8, Side 1 |
| We start the first round with some New Definitions. The English language is a rich and varied tongue, but that very range of words does lead to some confusion over definition. For example, many people don't understand the subtle difference between 'confuse' and 'perplex'. Well, those of us who had the benefit of a public school education can tell you that 'confuse' means 'to make unclear' or 'disconcertingly bewilder', while 'perplex' is a kind of plastic glass... | ISIHAC 8, Side 3 |
| We start with a round of words which have acquired New Definitions. English is a fascinating language, but one which requires great care in its application if subtleties of meaning are to be properly expressed. For example, there are those who are completely ignorant of the difference between 'ethics' and 'morals'. Well, 'morals' comprise a system of principles defining ones degree of conformity to conventional standards of social behaviour, whereas 'ethics' is where girls with white stilettos live... | ISIHAC 8, Side 4 |
| OK, call me a stickler for convention, but let's start with Round One which this week is New Definitions. The English language is a rich and varied tongue, but this can lead to some confusion. As a example, there are among the less well educated, those who have no concept of the subtle difference in meaning between 'irregularity' and 'asymmetry'. In fact, 'irregularity' means a lack of balance in spacial arrangements or logical relations, whereas 'asymmetry' is where you bury stiffs... | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
We start today with an educational round. The use of language is an interesting study, but there are those who don't understand the subtle difference in meanings of apparently similar terms, such as 'representatives' and 'delegates'. Well, 'representatives' means those authorised as deputies in a legislative assembly, whereas 'delegates' is a setting on your washing machine...
(before the New Definitions round) | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
Our first round is designed to improve our understanding of English vocabulary, as there are still those who are uncertain as to which word to use on what occasion. For example, many ignorant souls don't fully appreciate the fine distinction between 'deficient' and 'defective'. Well, 'deficient' indicates being incomplete, imperfect or faulty, while 'defective' is one rank below superintendent...
(before the New Definitions round) | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| I was reminded of the programme's New Definitions round when I found the words 'marvellous', inspiring', 'joyous' and 'mirthful' all appeared in my cryptic crossword, which this year I managed to finish in a personal best time of just seven rounds... | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| ...OK, let's get weaving. On second thoughts, put those looms away while we get on with a round of New Definitions. English is a language of immense subtlety and complexity. For example, many don't fully appreciate the difference in correct usage between 'approval' and 'approbation'. Well, approval means favourable opinion or commendation, whereas approbation is what the magistrates gave Barry last week... | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
...We start with a round designed to improve our understanding of the English Language. Sadly, public knowledge of our Mother tongue is in an abyssmal state. Many don't understand the difference between such terms as 'depreciation' and 'debasement'. Well, 'depreciation' is an accounting method of reducing capital asset value, while 'debasement' is de room under de ground floor...
(before the New Definitions round) | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
OK teams, our first round takes a look at English vocabulary. English is a highly expressive language but it's important to understand the subtle differences in meaning between apparently similar terms. For example, 'sewage' and 'effluent' are not quite the same thing. 'Sewage' refers to waste material from domestic or industrial establishments, processed into a non-toxic, biodegradable residue, whereas 'effluent' means having loads of dosh...
(before the New Definitions round) | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
We kick off this week with a round designed to improve our understanding of the English language. For eaxample, there are some ignorant souls who don't understand the subtle difference between the word 'sty' and 'pig-pen'. Well, 'sty' refers to a low shed or enclosure where swine are housed, whereas 'pig-pen' is that big clock tower they've got at Westminster...
(before the New Definitions round) | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
OK, let's kick off with a look at the meanings of words. English is a rich and varied language, but the subtleties of inference can be confusing to the uneducated ear. For example, many don't understand the difference in meaning between the terms 'hope' and 'apsire'. Well, those of us who've taken the trouble to look them up know that 'hope' means both to have a desire for something and the expectancy of its fulfillment, whereas 'aspire' is the pointy bit of a church...
(before the New Definitions round) | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
We begin with an educational round this week. The English language is a rich and varied tongue, but there are those who are ingorant of the subtleties in difference in meaning between apparently similar terms, such as 'Aurora Borealis' and 'Northern Lights'. Well, 'Aurora Borealis' means the luminescent phenomenon that appears in skies in the arctic polar region, whereas 'Northern Lights' is a brand of fags...
(before the New Definitions round) | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
OK, we start with an educational round about the English language. There's often confusion regarding the exact definition of apparently similar terms. For example, the words 'habitable' and 'livable' are not interchangeable. 'Habitable' describes a property which, although not necessarily fully equipped, is technically capable of being occupied, whereas 'livable' is where the scousers come from...
(before the New Definitions round) | Ipswich
30 May 2005 |
OK, we start with an educational round looking at the subtleties in meaning of certain words in the English language. For example, there's often confusion between terms such as 'strategy' and 'tactics'. Well, 'strategy' represents the art or science of the planning and conduct required successfully to achieve long-term goals, whereas 'tactics' are little minty sweets...
(before the New Definitions round) | Rhyl
13 Jun 2005 |
OK, let's get underway with a look at the English language, as it's important to understand the subtleties in meaning of certain words. For example, there are many who don't fully appreciate the difference between the terms 'perpetrate' and 'commit'. Well, 'perpetrate' means 'to perform, or be responsible for, an act of criminal intent or deception', whereas 'commit' was the frog on The Muppet Show...
(before the New Definitions round) | Oxford
27 Jun 2005 |
| OK, settle down. There's nothing to get excited about. The first round is called Uxbridge English Dictionary, and it takes its title from the popular and best selling book of the same name. As English is a rich and complex language, it's often difficult to understand the subtle but important differences in meaning between certain terms. For example, many people don't appreciate the difference between a 'napkin' and a 'serviette'. Well, those of us who benefitted from a private education know that a 'napkin' is a square piece of cloth or paper that's used to wipe the mouth or protect the clothes when eating, whereas a 'serviette' was a bloke from Communist Russia... | Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005 |
| [ Let's get off the mark with a round of Uxbridge English Dictionary. There are those who fail to appreciate the complexity of English. For example, many don't understand the difference in the correct usage in jurisprudence between the terms 'arrest' and 'detain'. Well, deriving from the old French verb detainier, meaning to hold back, 'detain' means to confine or hold in custody without charge, whereas 'arrest' is a long stick thing you use in snooker... Not broadcast] | Harrogate
19 Dec 2005 |
| OK, we'll begin with an educational round this week, called Uxbridge English Dictionary, which examines the subtleties of difference in meaning between apparently similar terms. For example, there are many people who don't know the dfference between snooker and pool. Well, in snooker, two players compete to score points by potting 15 red balls followed by another 6 balls of different colours and value, whereas in pool, elderly folk in bungalows read knitting patterns... | Bristol
29 May 2006 |
| We kick off this week with a round called Uxbridge English Dictionary, as there's much confusion about the true definitions of many words. For example, there are some ignorant souls who don't undersand the subtle difference between the terms 'metaphor' and 'analogy'. Well, 'metaphor' means the figurative use of terms in a context to which they're not literally applicable, whereas 'analogy' means you itch and sneeze... | Birmingham
12 Jun 2006 |
| [ In our first round, Uxbridge English Dictionary, which takes its title from a popular and best-selling book, we'll be taking a look at the English language, as you'd be surprised how many are ignorant of its complexities. For example, many people don't understand the difference in the correct legal usage under English jurisprudence between 'arrest' and 'detain'. Well, deriving from the old word detainier, meaning to hold back, 'detain' means to confine or hold in custody without charge, whereas 'arrest' is that long stick thing you use in snooker... Not broadcast] | London Palladium
21 Nov 2005 |
| We kick off this week with a round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. English is a rich and varied language, but there are those who are ignorant of the technical differences between apparently similar terms such as 'celebrate' and 'commemorate'. Well, those of us that have taken the trouble to look them up know that 'commemorate' means to honour or to keep alive a memory, whereas 'celebrate' means not having sex... | Halifax
26 Jun 2006 |
| [ OK, we'll kick off with a round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. Ours is a complex language and sometimes definitions become confused. There are those who are completely ignorant of the difference in meaning between the terms referee and umpire. Well, the referee is the official involved in a sporting event from whom an opinion, information or a decision is sought, whereas umpire is a big cinema in Leicester Square... Not broadcast] | Brighton
05 Dec 2005 |
| We kick off with a look at our language, in the round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. English is a rich and complex language, so it's often difficult to understand the subtle differences in meaning between certain terms. For example, many people don't appreciate the different functions of 'solicitors' and 'barristers'. Well those of us who've taken the trouble to read our dictionaries know that a 'solicitor' is one who draws up legal documents and prepares cases for court, but is not allowed to plead or prosecute in the High Court, whereas a 'barrister' is what you hang on to on the stairs... | Southport
20 Nov 2006 |
We start this week with a round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. English is a subtle language, and there are those who don't fully appreciate its complexity. For example, many people don't understand the difference between the words 'atrophy' and 'emaciation'. Well, those of us who went to public school know that 'emaciation' is the state of being abnormally thin due to the lack of nutrition or disease, whereas 'atrophy' is what I won for the 50m sack race...
(before the New Definitions round) | Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006 |
OK, we may as well get on with it. We start this week with a word round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. The English language complex, and there are those who don't fully appreciate its subtlety. For example, many people don't know the difference in use between the words 'forbear' and 'abstain'. Well, if one chooses to refrain from a certain activity, then it's appropriate to say one 'abstains', rather than 'forbears', because forbears is one more than Goldilocks had...
(before the New Definitions round) | Sunderland
18 Dec 2006 |
Our next venue is Birmingham, where I stop off to buy a newspaper and a curly-wurly. As I take coins from my pocket, the shop girl grabs my hand and starts to count my money for me. Does she think I'm senile? I may be eighty-five, but I can still tell the difference between a half crown and a florin, thank you very much. This great industrial city first thrived thanks to its extensive and busy canal system. At its peak, twenty thousand bargees had to be brought in each day...to satisfy the canal manager's insatiable appetite for Indian food. Now a cosmopolitan city of rich diversity, Birmingham and its people pride themselves on extending a welcome to all who may add to its cultural tapestry. So, while they were away doing that, the teams were doing this:
(before the New Definitions round) | 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006 |
OK, we'll begin with an educational round this week, called Uxbridge English Dictionary. There are those who are ignorant of the difference in meaning between apparently similar terms. For example, there's often confusion about 'murals' and 'frescos'. Well, those of us who've studied Classical architecture know that 'murals' are images or representations painted in water- or oil-based media directly onto the porous plaster of, specifically, walls and porticos, whereas 'frescos' is where I get my potatoes...
(before the New Definitions round) | London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007 |
| OK, we begin with an educational round this week called Uxbridge English Dictionary.There are those who are ignorant of the difference in meaning between apparently similar terms. For example, some have no concept of the subtle distinction between the words 'prosperous' and 'comfortable'. Well, those of us who've benefited from a classical education and therefore understand the derivations of these terms know that 'prosperous' defines one who has amassed a large amount of money and material possessions, whereas 'comfortable' painted The Haywain... | Cardiff
18 Jun 2007 |
OK, we start with a round about words, called Uxbridge English Dictionary. These days, many of us are guilty of bandying words we don't fully understand. In this age of international conflict, it's important for us all to appreciate the full meaning of other nations' terms if strife caused by cultural differences is to be overcome. For example, there's an important difference between 'Jihad' and 'Intifada'. As 'Jihad' refers specifically to a Holy war undertaken through religious fervour against non believers, whereas 'Intifada' is a chain of florists...
(before the New Definitions round) | Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007 |
OK, we start this week with the first round. It's called U.E.D. or Uxbridge English Dictionary to give it its full plug. The English language is a rich and varied tongue, but this often leads to confusion. As an example, there are those who have no concept of the important technical difference in meaning between the terms 'girder' and 'rafter'. In fact, the term 'rafter' is used by structural engineers to denote a supporting beam whose cross-sectional ratio is calculated as 'span/2 + 2', whereas 'girder' was some old Kraut who wrote Faust...
(before the New Definitions round) | Croydon
19 Nov 2007 |
The first round this week is round one. It's called Uxbridge English Dictionary, and it's all about the meaning of words. Many of our listeners are ignorant of the true meanings of apparently similar terms. For example, it's quite astonishing how many have no knowledge of the difference between the terms 'enrapture' and 'enamour'. Well, listen up, because you'll learn something. You use 'enrapture' to express enchantment and delight, whereas you use 'enamour' to bang nails in...
(before the New Definitions round) | Manchester
03 Dec 2007 |
[ We start this week with a look at our language as we leaf through the pages of the Uxbridge English Dictionary. In my ceaseless quest to improve our English language, I welcome letters from listeners who have a poor knowledge of its use. Sadly, I've never understood a single one of them. This week's words of the week are 'synonym' and 'antonym'. Both useful in their own way, 'synonym' should be employed to denote a word that means the same or at least very nearly the same as another word, whereas 'antonym' was that Roman general who got Cleopatra {???unreadable}...
(before the New Definitions round) Not broadcast] | Peterborough
17 Dec 2007 |
Now do any of you know the difference in meaning between the words 'microscopic' and 'minute'? I thought not. Well, 'microscopic' refers to something that's so small that it's not visible to the naked eye, whereas 'minute' lives in my pond with my frog and my toad...
(before the New Definitions round) | Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007 |
OK teams, our first round takes a look at English vocabulary. There's often confusion regarding the exact definition of apparently similar terms. For example, the words 'habitable' and 'livable' are not interchangeable. 'Habitable' describes a property which, although not necessarily fully equipped, is technically capable of being occupied, whereas 'livable' is where the scousers come from...
(before the New Definitions round) | ISIHAC 9, Side 2 |
| ...OK, let's get weaving. On second thoughts, put those looms away while we get on with a round of New Definitions. The use of language is an interesting study, but there are those who don't understand the subtle difference in meanings of apparently similar terms, such as 'representatives' and 'delegates'. Well, 'representatives' means those authorised as deputies in a legislative assembly, whereas 'delegates' is a setting on your washing machine... | ISIHAC 9, Side 3 |
| Now, we kick off today with a round called Uxbridge English Dictionary. The English language has a plethora of terms which appear to be interchangeable, but that isn't always the holdall. There are many people who have no clear understanding, for example, of the important difference in definition between 'Salt Water' and 'Brine'. Well, 'Salt Water' means water containing a strong solution of salt, usually sodium chloride although in chemistry labs it can be potassium chloride, whereas 'Brine' is how the Queen addresses the Prime Minister... | Haymarket
15 Jun 2009 |
