I'm starving. Do you think he'd miss a kidney? | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Is this one circumcision or castration? I can never remember the difference | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Ah, doctor, I believe you know Damien Hirst | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
That shouldn't come off, should it?? | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Please don't make me laugh - this is very sharp | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Did anyone bring the fava beans & chianti? | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Anæsthetic! I knew we'd forgotten something! | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
There we are - a perfect 36DD as requested...though God knows how he's going to get his trousers on! | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
No. I definitely said 'Prick his boil' | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
Well, if he survives, he'll sue us | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ I know the car keys are in there somewhere - just have a good rummage Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Morning everyone. 'Erewego, 'Erewego, 'Erewego! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Zey vill never zink of looking for ze jewels in here Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Scissors...incisors...scalpel...Radio Times...Travel Scrabble...passport...lilo... Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Oh, his hand's come off in mine! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ No nurse, I said tuck him up Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ No wonder they call you Shakin' Stevens Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Is that the time? Okay, we'll do half today and half tomorrow Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Come back with that Rex! - Bad dog! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ No he's not pleased to see us - that's just where I left the swiss roll Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Oh great! Now you tell me it's not the appendix job! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
[ Stitch him up? I've only ever stitched a Mother's Day card Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |