Heaven's Gate Page

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30 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for more expensive flops than the film Heaven's Gate, the four and a half hour western that was repeatedly cut to try to make money! Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Heaven's Gate 2
29 May 1982
as a tribute to Lord Grade, Put The Titanic Back Where You Found It
29 May 1982
a remake of The Railway Children
29 May 1982
The Nun's Story, starring Oliver Reed
29 May 1982
a remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, sponsored by a family grocer's, who insist it must be a musical suitable for children, entitled The Tesco Coldsore Irritation
29 May 1982
a sequel to Arthur, called Scargill. It's about a selfless union leader who cares only for his members - it's science fiction
29 May 1982
Tarzan Sniffs BluTack
29 May 1982
(d?) after venue signifies a query regarding the Date of broadcast,
(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast

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