Willie wrote the following letter:
Dear Wise Men, Deeply flattered by your gift of gold, & Frankincense. (but why the Pollyfilla?) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Graeme received a pair of socks, to which the reply was:
They'll go very nicely with the tie you gave me last year (straight into the dustbin) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Willie also wrote:
Dear Aunty, Thank you for the electric razor and after shave. (I think your need is greater than mine) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Tim said:
What a very ingenious present! (You actually did make it out of bottle tops, you mean swine) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
A general reply:
You shouldn't have (which means You shouldn't have!) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Another one from Willie:
Dear Uncle Bob, Thank you for the years subscription to the Daily Mirror. (It could save a fortune in cat litter) | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |