For services to Norfolk painting and decorating: Earl Befinishedbytuesday | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
For services to drinking and butchery: Sir Osis of the Liver | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to the design of earrings, this man has been made an Earl and been given an O.B.E., and is henceforth to be known as an: Earl OBE Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
For services to the Tory party: Lord Elpus | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
For services to poor quality South African locksmiths: Marquis Wontfitinthedoor | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to dodgy Russian elections: Viscount Again Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ Tony Blair has been appointed a knight - not once, not twice, but eight times a knight! Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
For services to racial stereotyping: Lord Eelordeelordeelordee | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to hunting: Duke N John Peel Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to photography: Prince Athalfprice Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
Boy George is henceforth to be known as: Lord & Lady Boy George | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to strong language: Dame Andblast Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to crop circles: Sir Cum Ference Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to opiate narcotics: Lord Enum Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ An extravagent German born aristocrat: Viscount Depennies Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ ...and his more prudent wife: Viscountess Timate Depennies Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ Sir Alec Guinness before he was a knight was : Sir OBE Kenobe Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ A Frenchman who was enobled for services to wedding and village fetes: Marquis Forhire Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ Another Frenchman, for services to rafts: Count Iki Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to University Challenge: Jeremy Paxman, your garter for ten Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
For services to Carol Vorderman: Count Down | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to perks: Cherie Blair, DBE and Freebie Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to the intelligent precision missile industry: Sir Jekyll Strike Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to athletics: Earl Thediscuss Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
Ken Livingstone MBE it's because I'm a Londoner | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to plumbing: Lady Sonely Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
[ For services to athletics: The Hon. Yermarks Not broadcast] | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |