| Mr & Mrs Texpander, & their charming boy, Jess | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Always first through the doors, Jim Nasium & Sol Arium | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Mr & Mrs Difayejogahundredyards, & their son, who goes round introducing himself as I'm Roger Difayejogahundredyards | 26 Sep 1981 |
| From India, Mr & Mrs Gingknackerdim, & their son, Joe | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Over there, another couple of joggers...oh no, it's Raquel Welch | 26 Sep 1981 |
| From India, Mr & Mrs Ontalbars, & their son, Horace | 26 Sep 1981 |
| The East German gymnasts, Mr & Mrs Inghorse, & their son, Walt, with Mr & Mrs Ricbars, & their son, Mett...I can't see him now, but I'm sure I saw Mett Ricbars | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Also from Germany, Mr & Mrs Onyourhips, & their son, Hans | 26 Sep 1981 |
| ...closely followed by R.M. Stretch, & his neice, Bend | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Mr & Mrs Damuscle, & their son, Paul | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Sharon Davies, with her daily, Thompson...but I'm not one to talk | 26 Sep 1981 |
| There's Mustafa Workout | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Here's the Doe family - Ken, Ju & Luo...he's the lazy one | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Mr & Mrs Letic, & their son, Arthur | 26 Sep 1981 |
| Mr & Mrs Bicycle, & their son the railway porter, known as Station 'Arry Bicycle | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Mr & Mrs Sthenics, & their daughter, Carla | 11 Feb 1989 |
| The Tards, & their son, Leo | 11 Feb 1989 |
| ...closely followed by the Bolicsteroids, & their daughter, Anna | 11 Feb 1989 |
| It's cabaret time - a cowboy act, Hop Skip & Jump Cassidy, with his steer, Roid, and his bull, Worker | 11 Feb 1989 |
| The Sinballs, & their daughter, Maddie | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Benjamin Daniel Stretch - that's Ben Dan Stretch | 11 Feb 1989 |
| The N'Stoneweaklings, & their son, Sevvy | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Jim Nasium proudly presents the pride of the Ontalbars', Horace | 11 Feb 1989 |
| from Israel, the Metricbars, & their son, Isaac | 11 Feb 1989 |
| ...and the Exercise's beautiful daughter, Flora | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Back at the cabaret, time for Del Toid & the Pressups | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Mr & Mrs Robics, & their daughter, Annie | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Welcome to the Sbadforyou family, & their corpulent son, 'Fattie' Sbadforyou | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Cabaret part three - Cliff Richard & Jonathan Ross doing their act, 'Clean & Jerk' | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Christopher Training, who's just been knighted - Sir Kit Training | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Mr & Mrs D'Meterssprint, & their son, Andrew | 11 Feb 1989 |
| Mr & Mrs Bicycle, & their son the railway porter, known as Station 'Arry Bicycle | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Mr & Mrs Sthenics, & their daughter, Carla | 22 Jan 1990 |
| The Tards, & their son, Leo | 22 Jan 1990 |
| ...closely followed by the Bolicsteroids, & their daughter, Anna | 22 Jan 1990 |
| It's cabaret time - a cowboy act, Hop Skip & Jump Cassidy, with his steer, Roid, and his bull, Worker | 22 Jan 1990 |
| The Sinballs, & their daughter, Maddie | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Benjamin Daniel Stretch - that's Ben Dan Stretch | 22 Jan 1990 |
| The N'Stoneweaklings, & their son, Sevvy | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Jim Nasium proudly presents the pride of the Ontalbars', Horace | 22 Jan 1990 |
| from Israel, the Metricbars, & their son, Isaac | 22 Jan 1990 |
| ...and the Exercise's beautiful daughter, Flora | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Back at the cabaret, time for Del Toid & the Pressups | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Mr & Mrs Robics, & their daughter, Annie | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Welcome to the Sbadforyou family, & their corpulent son, 'Fattie' Sbadforyou | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Cabaret part three - Cliff Richard & Jonathan Ross doing their act, 'Clean & Jerk' | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Christopher Training, who's just been knighted - Sir Kit Training | 22 Jan 1990 |
| Mr & Mrs D'Meterssprint, & their son, Andrew | 22 Jan 1990 |
