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Mad Scientists' Ball Magicians' Ball
Menswear Department Ball Military Ball
Morticians' Ball Motor Mechanics' Ball
Motorists' Ball Music Lovers' Ball
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Mad Scientists' Ball

Mr & Mrs Tube, & their daughter, Tess 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Tomicbomb, & their daughter, Anna 22 Aug 1978
...and here's Tess Tube's baby... 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Ode, & their children, Ann, Di, & Cath, with their friend Ray Tube 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Beam, & their son, Lazy 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Neescientist, & their son, Lou 22 Aug 1978
Another of the Bomb family has just vomitted over the balcony - 'Newt' Ron Bomb 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Cule, & their daughter, Molly 22 Aug 1978
...oh, Tess Tube's just made a witty retort! 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Scalecontroversy, & their daughter, Winn 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Enstein, & their son, the Dr. Francis 22 Aug 1978
...the beautiful, mad Russian surgeon, Catya Legov 22 Aug 1978
Here comes Einstein's current fancy, Vera E. Frelativity 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Atonwarhead, & their daughter, Meg 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Burner, & their Billy Bunterish son, known to everybody as 'Bun' son Burner 22 Aug 1978
Mr & Mrs Tricklecharge, & their son, Alec 22 Aug 1978
...oh, there's Ethel Chloride, and Mike Roscopical with Ray Diation 22 Aug 1978
From Ireland, the O'Teslas, with their Nan Kevin Hale
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Magicians' Ball

From Russia, Lev Itation Kevin Hale
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Menswear Department Ball

Mr & Mrs Stweedjacket, & their son, Harry 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Tweed, followed by Ray Alan & Lord Charles - they're the Norfolk Tweeds with a vent at the back 10 Dec 2001
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son...Dougal 10 Dec 2001
From Spain, Señor & Señora Quijacket, & their aristocratic brother, Don 10 Dec 2001
From Germany, Herr Shirt 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Sanunusualchoiceforunderpants, & their son, Peter Vincent Christopher, or P.V.C. Sanunusualchoiceforunderpants 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Rags, & their daughter, Glad 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Poketailoring, & their daughter, Bess 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Bros-Suit, & their son, Amos 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Ester, & their not-all-there daughter, 90% Polly 10 Dec 2001
Mr & Mrs Bennettwhat-Hasllewellynbowencomeasthistime, & their son, Gordon 10 Dec 2001
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Military Ball

Mr & Mrs Mentalmascot, & their son, Reggie 04 Jun 1973
...with Corporal Punishment & Major Jump 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Parts, & their son, who's just been promoted, Corporal Parts 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Dearguards, with Granny Dearguards 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs By-Yourbeds, & their son, Stan 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Shirefusiliers, & their tall son, lanky Shirefusiliers 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Carrier, & their aged relative all the way from Treasure Island, Ben Gunn Carrier 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Aircraftgun, & their uncle and auntie Aircraftgun 04 Jun 1973
Major & Mrs Croomballads, & their son, Barry 04 Jun 1973
Arthur Swerd, & his parent, Ma & Pa Swerd 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Mobsuit, & their daughter, Dee 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Taircut, & their son, Shaw 04 Jun 1973
...and Kitt Bag 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Gunn, & their two sons, Tommy & Sten 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Parade, with their relative all the way from India, Sikh Parade 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Balls, & their clerical son, Canon Balls 04 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Tarymanoevres, & their daughter, Millie High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Doyouthinkyouareyoumiserablelittleman, & their son, Hugh High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
From Germany, Frau & Herr Maticweapon, & their son, Otto High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
From Spain, Snr & Snra Paceforward, & their son, Juan High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
From the Light Brigade, Mr & Mrs League-Onward, & their son, Arthur High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Voidableciviliancasualties, & their daughter, Anna High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Deebeaches, & their son, Norman High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Nade, & their furious son, Angry High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Ertrats, & their son, Des, who used to be Field Marshal Montgomery's personal choir boy, & wrote a book called I Was Monty's Treble High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Thisminute, & their son, Brigadier High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Please bend your knees for the Princess Maureen & Queen Maureen - they're the Royal Maureens High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Tofficer, & their son, Warren High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Bennett-Twoyearsnationalservicewouldteachtheseyounghooligansathingortwo, & their son, Gordon High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Croomlawyer, & their son, Barry Kevin Hale
From America, Mr & Mrs Tank, & their son, Sherman Kevin Hale
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Morticians' Ball

A party from the Wild West - all the way from Dirge City - Hearse Cartright, Gene Mortuary, with Roy Rogers & his horse Triggermortis 08 Jun 1985
From Wales - Di the Death, who appears to be having a coffin fit 08 Jun 1985
From Scotland - Lord Wreath 08 Jun 1985
Also from Wales - that cheerful soul, Happy Taff, & his brother who's prone to laxatives, Senna Taff, with their friend Ed Stone 08 Jun 1985
It's cabaret time - Tomb Jones singing The Last Vaults 08 Jun 1985
Harry Secombe's gossiping in the corner - Oh! Bitch you 'Arry! 08 Jun 1985
From Scotland - a crazy stone carver - Mon, your mental mason! - he's just had to inter Flora 08 Jun 1985
There's Daddy & Mummy Fied 08 Jun 1985
The Gee sisters, Ella & Ula - they've been laid to rest a few times 08 Jun 1985
From Sweden, Lars Rights & Lars Post 08 Jun 1985
All the way from China, that doleful mortician, sad Lee Mist 08 Jun 1985
...and a happy cry of relief, R.I.P. - he's only here for the bier 08 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Stover, & their father, Pa Stover 08 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Vault, & their agricultural son, farmer Lee 08 Jun 1985
From the West Country, Eliza Body, & an old soul known as Wi'am - he's looking rough - we call him the wreck Wi'am. He trims the grass in the cemetery - he's just crept into the crypt, cropped & crept out again! 08 Jun 1985
From Australia, the grave-faced Digger Pitt 08 Jun 1985
Alec Douglas-Exhume 08 Jun 1985
A party from the Wild West - all the way from Dirge City - Hearse Cartright, Gene Mortuary, with Roy Rogers & his horse Triggermortis ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From Wales - Di the Death, who appears to be having a coffin fit ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From Scotland - Lord Wreath ISIHAC 1, Side 4
Also from Wales - that cheerful soul, Happy Taff, & his brother who's prone to laxatives, Senna Taff, with their friend Ed Stone ISIHAC 1, Side 4
It's cabaret time - Tomb Jones singing The Last Vaults ISIHAC 1, Side 4
Harry Secombe's gossiping in the corner - Oh! Bitch you 'Arry! ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From Scotland - a crazy stone carver - Mon, your mental mason! - he's just had to inter Flora ISIHAC 1, Side 4
There's Daddy & Mummy Fied ISIHAC 1, Side 4
The Gee sisters, Ella & Ula - they've been laid to rest a few times ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From Sweden, Lars Rights & Lars Post ISIHAC 1, Side 4
Mr & Mrs Stover, & their father, Pa Stover ISIHAC 1, Side 4
Mr & Mrs Vault, & their agricultural son, farmer Lee ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From the West Country, Eliza Body, & an old soul known as Wi'am - he's looking rough - we call him the wreck Wi'am. He trims the grass in the cemetery - he's just crept into the crypt, cropped & crept out again! ISIHAC 1, Side 4
From Australia, the grave-faced Digger Pitt ISIHAC 1, Side 4
Alec Douglas-Exhume ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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Motor Mechanics' Ball

Mr & Mrs Burettor, & their son, Carl Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Cap, & their son, Herb Chester
03 Dec 1994
From Spain & Sweden, Mr & Mrs Go-Atstartingitagain, & their son, Juan Lars Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Dependable, & their son, reliant Robin Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Treleaseknob, & their daughter, Bonnie Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Ginefailure, & their posh son, Ian Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Absorbers, & their son, Jacques Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Costya, & their ex military son, Gunner Costya Chester
03 Dec 1994
From Germany, say Audi to Vors Sprung & Dirk Technic Chester
03 Dec 1994
It's cabaret time - Burley Chassis singing 'Big Suspension' & Diesel Kniesel, who's going to jump Leeds Chester
03 Dec 1994
Welcome Bernard Matthews, who was going to arrive with a 6 foot chicken, but he's had to come on his own because his big 'ens gone! Chester
03 Dec 1994
From India, an alligator wrestler D. I. Sing, & his Hindi gator, produced by D. Frost Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Erupwithfourstar, & their son, Phil Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Minor, & their son, Cyril Chester
03 Dec 1994
Mr & Mrs Screenwipers, & their daughter, Win
From Spain, Manuel Gears & Taco Graph
Mr & Mrs Petrolagain, & their daughter, Renata
Mr & Mrs Tatiousvehicles, & their son, Austin
Who's that lady over there? Cor! Tina!
Mr & Mrs Pergallon, & their son, Miles
Mr & Mrs System, & their unbelieving daughter, Di Agnostic System, with Rev Counter
Mr & Mrs Tee, & their son, Mo, with his incontinent dog, 3.5 litre Rover
What a shock - Absorber the Greek! Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Electric, & their son, Rufus Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Ercream, & their son, Barry Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Istration-Number, & their son, Reg Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Dowinder, & their daughter, Win Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Drover, & their son, Alan 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ingstation, & their son, Phil 20 Jun 1972
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Grease, & their son, Axel 20 Jun 1972
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs Anicalfailure, & their son, Mick 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Geproprietor, & their son, Gary 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Freeze, & their relations, Uncle Freeze and Aunty Freeze 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Talbot, & their son, Beam 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ersegear, & their son who's just entered the church, the Rev Ersegear 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Guard, & their son who is so unpopular that his name is mud 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Iculatedlorry, & their son, Art 20 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs D'Screenwiper, & their Welsh son, Wyn 20 Jun 1972
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Motorists' Ball

From Wales, Mr & Mrs Screenwipers, & their son, Wyn (d?)
21 Sep 1987
from Sweden, Lars Yearsmodel, with Manuel Gears from Spain, and from Germany, Hans Freephone, and his friend Otto Bahn (d?)
21 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Amncones, & their daughter, Maud (d?)
21 Sep 1987
The band, Morris Oxford & his Music of the Motorways, is playing 'Send In The Cones'. Morris Oxford was at school together with Morris Major & Morris Minor. He's brought his incontinent dog, 3.5 litre Rover. Morris Oxford & the band will be accompanying Minnie Metro, who'll be coming on and shouting 'Audi Volks', and singing 'Happy Fiat' and 'Honda Clear Day' (d?)
21 Sep 1987
A bit of culture in the cabaret - Judi Wrench will be doing Porche's Speech from the Car Salesmen Of Venice, featuring Krooklok. They'll be joined by Alvis Costello...oh, he's having a breakdown (d?)
21 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Sangingup, & their rather frothy daughter, fluffy Di (d?)
21 Sep 1987
Also in the cabaret, Layby Siffre (d?)
21 Sep 1987
A plane flying over here has shed a load of car parts - it's raining Datsun cogs. Please - silence for the maestro! (d?)
21 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Petrolagain, & their daughter, Renata (d?)
21 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Viewmirror, & their daughter, Rhea Kevin Hale
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Music Lovers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Netsolo, & their daughter, Clarrie Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Uendo, & their none-too-bright son, the dim Ian Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
The Rackers family have arrived...I can see Pa Rackers & Baby Rackers...and here she is...Mrs Rackers Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
The depressed tenor - Flaccido Domingo Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Sixtrombones, & their son, Zebedee Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
I'm very excited kazoo should arrive...it's Bob Stradi and his enormous family - I can't really see them all - I'll just them put down as Stradi various Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
Domingo, Carreras, Pavarotti & Mohamed Al-Fayed - they do an act called 'Three tenors and a brown envelope' Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Bennettnotanotherlloyd-webbermusical, & their son, Gordon Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Nightoftheproms, & their son, Lars Milton Keynes
22 Nov 1999
Here she comes, it's the Auntie of the Gladiators 24 Oct 1981
There's a friendly couple - pally Archie, & his cosy fan, Tutti 24 Oct 1981
Ah, there's Caz Trato, who's just been re-orchestrated 24 Oct 1981
All the way from Australia, Mr & Mrs Vation, & their son, Stan 'Dingo' Vation. It seemed funny to me - did it symphony to you? 24 Oct 1981
There's Bizet. "Buzz off!" - "Can't you see I'm Bizet?" 24 Oct 1981
Will you welcome, but keep your hands in your pockets, here's Vi O'Lin, who's on the fiddle 24 Oct 1981
Here's Des Cant - I think he's scored with Ann Danté 24 Oct 1981
There's Al Eggro, Bel Canto, Ali Gretto, and their rather stupid friend, dim Ian Uendo 24 Oct 1981
There's a fellow with a French horn - "Cor! Anglais" 24 Oct 1981
Will you welcome Mr Moonlight, & the Moonlight's son, Arthur 24 Oct 1981
There's Dulcie Mer, who's a bit of a virginal, but I heard she was a crumpet voluntary 24 Oct 1981
Here's a laugh - Beethoven's Fifth - Ha-ha-ha, Ha! 24 Oct 1981
The Irish string quartet have arrived - well two of them have, the other three couldn't make it 24 Oct 1981
Please welcome that oaf from Wales and Ireland, Di O'Phram, who's a bit Mozart & Liszt, after eight double Bass's or Handels largo - he never drinks anything else 24 Oct 1981
...and here's Tim Pani 24 Oct 1981
Charlie's not looking to well over there - we just know him as C. Bilius 24 Oct 1981
Can 'Tata' ever take the place of 'Goodbye'? 24 Oct 1981
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Musicians' Ball

Mr & Mrs Uendo, & their none-too-bright son, dim Ian 20 Sep 1986
From Ireland, the O'Lin family, Vi & Mand 20 Sep 1986
The Ato family, & their children, Leg, Stac & Pizzie 20 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Moonlight, & their son, Artur 20 Sep 1986
The Sichord family, & their daughter, Harpic - it's a household name! 20 Sep 1986
Barry Tone, who is weaving his way across - he's ha'pissed 20 Sep 1986
The freezer salesman, known as 'Ice Ted' Ford 20 Sep 1986
They've let Jo in - I thought they were going to ban Jo! 20 Sep 1986
There's that wonderful patron of music, Art Scouncil - he's come to buy some composers; I can see his Chopin list 20 Sep 1986
There's Tim Pani & Kate Eldrum 20 Sep 1986
There's the Operetta family with their daughter who's in public relations - she's a smooth Operetta 20 Sep 1986
Here's Andrew Lloyd-Webber, with his fan, Tom of the opera. His new show's an underwater version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, called Ringing In The Seine. He also has his cosy fan, Tutti 20 Sep 1986
From Italy, Sñr & Sñra Mobilé, & their daughter, Donna A. Mobilé (She's the strumpet voluntary, & she's come with her vibrato! She doesn't give a figaro.) 20 Sep 1986
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Nightoftheproms, & their son, Lars 20 Sep 1986
There are the Blues brothers, & their wonderfully disgusting sister, bad Penny 20 Sep 1986
There's Hitler, or some other German leader 20 Sep 1986
Clarrie O'Net, who's here with her baby, Grand, and her cat, Gut 20 Sep 1986
We're ready for the taxis - the Carmen are getting Bizet 20 Sep 1986
Here is Colin Sell & his sister Carou, with her mate, Cynthia Sizer 20 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Arist, & their son - he's a bit of a git Kevin Hale
Wilhelm Fert-Angler, & his eel, Trovatoré 17 Oct 1978
Bill Oddie & his son, Mel 17 Oct 1978
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Nightoftheproms & their son, Lars 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Tone, & their son, Barry, with his man Dolin, who's a bit of a liar 17 Oct 1978
He's good for a laugh - Tim Panalley 17 Oct 1978
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs O'Lyn, & their daughters, Vi & Mandy 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Harmonicorchestra, & their son, Phil 17 Oct 1978
...and Albert Hall 17 Oct 1978
Here's Johann Sebastian Bach with the first of the fugue. He's known as Offenbach 'cos he likes a bit of scherzo 17 Oct 1978
Two lunatic sisters - Claire Dalune and Man Dalune 17 Oct 1978
...accompanied by Charles Forte & his piano 17 Oct 1978
...and Coral Symphony 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Ube, & their depressed son, the blue Dan 17 Oct 1978
The musical revolutionary - Ché M'Bermusic 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Danté, & the virginal Ann Danteé, and her cat, Gut 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Onn, & their daughter, Eunice Onn 17 Oct 1978
Sue Zaphone 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Raboom, & their daughter, the district attorney, Tara Raboom D.A. 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Boomsadaisy, & their son, Hans, and there's Hans' neice, Anne Boomsadaisy 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Uendo, & their rather stupid son, dim Ian 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Sterr, & their tall son, known as the higher Reggie Sterr 17 Oct 1978
...and Des Cant 17 Oct 1978
Staggering in, old Pizzie Cato and Aunty 17 Oct 1978
A Yuletide visitor, Christmas Carol 17 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Deff, & their none-to-musical son, Tone
There's the freezer salesman, known to us all as Ice Ted Ford
Oh, they've let Jo in, which is surprising as I thought they were going to ban Jo
There are the Blues Brothers, with their wonderfully disgusting sister, Bad Penny
Mr & Mrs Sizer, & their daughter, Cynthia
Mr & Mrs Shendo, & their son, Chris Kevin Hale
All the way from Broadway, Mr & Mrs Sline, & their son, Cora, with Fatty Secondstreet, who are going to sing Catch A Turian, & Put It In Your Pocket 24 Oct 1981
Mr & Mrs Ganini, & their father, Pa Ganini Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Lius, & their daughter, Dee Kevin Hale
I must tell Jo that Seb has returned - "Joanne - Sebastian's back!" Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Dance-BumBumBum, & their son, Charles Louis 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Tricguitar, & their son, Alec 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Boompsadaisy, & their son, Hans, and Hans' neice, Anne 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ube, & their notoriously pornographic son, 'Blue' Dan 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Trytwostep, & their daughter, Millie 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Evening, & their children, Sam and Janet 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Lownojazzmusicinhere, & their Momma, Donna 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Wallscametumblingdown, & their son, Andy 13 Jun 1972
The one-legged composer, & his shoe, Bert 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Lin, & their daughter, Mandy 13 Jun 1972
A very posh family - Mr & Mrs Courtorchestra, & their daughter, Pam 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Logan, & their son, Barry 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ductorsbaton, & their son, Con 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Organ, & their son, Hammond 13 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Bearspicnic, & their son, Teddy 13 Jun 1972
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