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Balls:

Ecclesiastical Ball Ecological Ball
Economists' Ball Electrical Goods & Allied Industries' Ball
Electricians' Ball Embassies' Ball
Equestrian Ball Estate Agents' Ball
Euro Ball Expectant Mothers' Ball
Explorers' Ball

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Ecclesiastical Ball

Mr & Mrs Sladder, & their son, Jacob 24 Apr 1982
What a lot of vicars running in...one...two...good job I've got my rev counter. I like him number forty-five! 24 Apr 1982
Here come the Maniacalmovements, & their son, E.Q.Maniacalmovement 24 Apr 1982
...Jeremy Beadle - he's game for a laugh hereafter 24 Apr 1982
...closely followed by Basil E. Ca and Ethel Mormon and Si Nod 24 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Angle-Iath, & their son, David 24 Apr 1982
There's Sam Lilah, and Sam's son, Andy Lilah 24 Apr 1982
Dave Sexton - he's been on the Bells 24 Apr 1982
From Rome, the two Ncity's, with their extraordinary son, fat-eye Ken Ncity 24 Apr 1982
Oh my goodness, the vicars are streaking now - I've never seen so many knickerless parsons 24 Apr 1982
In the doorway, Ma & Pa Sover, who are each wearing a towel - you've probably noticed...with a hymn written on it for funerals - a sort of Hymn & Hearse Towels 24 Apr 1982
Gogg & May Gogg. Gogg's a bit naughty - known as a sinner, Gogg 24 Apr 1982
Stuck in the doorway, a Roman Catholic priest, father Fattest, and his tabby, Naccle 24 Apr 1982
There's Richard of Bath & Wells, known to us all as Bishop Rick 24 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Idgeteaparty, & their son, Vick R. Idgeteaparty 24 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Dral, & their daughter, Cathy 24 Apr 1982
A very superior mother from Switzerland, known to us all affectionately as Mater Horn, and her yokel, Laity 24 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Disestablishmentarianism, & their Aunty 24 Apr 1982
It's cabaret time - Acker Lite & his band with Dai Sis & his sister, Jenny 24 Apr 1982
Here comes an expectorating peer, Lord 'Sprayer' 24 Apr 1982
There's 'im of the Caldese and he's brought 'er of the Caldese as well 24 Apr 1982
There's curate Segg - he's good in parts 24 Apr 1982
A song and a Saint - Canon & Paul 24 Apr 1982
The Order of Service for tonight's ball - Psalm, Psalm and pick up thy Mass Kit 24 Apr 1982
There's Britt Eckland with him number twenty-seven 24 Apr 1982
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Ecological Ball

Mr & Mrs Sassoon, & their environmentally-friendly first world war poet son, CFC Free 05 Feb 1990
Agressively, from Greenpeace, Mr & Mrs Warrior, & their son, Rambo 05 Feb 1990
It's cabaret time - Herb Alpen & his Tijuana Grass, and Barbra Streisand singing a selection from Lentil 05 Feb 1990
The Cardiff Quasimodo Impersonators Choir singing The Song of the Hump-Backed Wales 05 Feb 1990
Oh, there's Annie Malskins, but she's been thrown out - she's got Edward Fox draped round her shoulders 05 Feb 1990
The Sellafield Cows & a Bull - oh, he's lit up - that's the Glow Bull Warning 05 Feb 1990
Mr & Mrs Reactor, & their seventeen children - they're the fast breeder Reactors 05 Feb 1990
Godfrey Range-Eggs 05 Feb 1990
The Oxides - mother & daughter - Di Oxide, who's just like her mother, a carbon copy...a carbon Di Oxide 05 Feb 1990
Mr & Mrs Robes, & their son, Mike Kevin Hale
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Economists' Ball

From Poland, Officer & Mrs Krupski, & their son, Ben Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Torywagefreeze, & their daughter, Mandy Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Ray Nance, & their stereophonic son, Hi Fi Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Needlestreet, & their son, Fred, and his wife, the old lady of Fred Needlestreet, and their funny daughter, Bianca England Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Tingpound, & their daughter, Flo Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Pound, & their pornographic film-maker son, known as the 'Sin King' Pound Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Otherbaddayforthepound, & their son, Ern Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Exchange, & their strange son, 'Fairy' Exchange, & his imp, Orts Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Wegoingtodoaboutyouroverdraft, & their son, Walter Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Herr & Frau Accountinaswissbank, & their son, the gnome Bert Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Costoflivingsgoneupagain, & their lovable TV personality son, Bill Oddie Costoflivingsgoneupagain Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Comespolicy, & their unemployable son, the unworkable Ian Comespolicy Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Doneputtingmymoneyintoshares, & their son, Watt F.I. Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Tedgedsecurities, & their daughter, Jill Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Millionunemployedbychristmas, & their son, Arthur Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Spiwal, & their son with the unfortunate speech defect, Wedge Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Dingscale, & their crafty, extremely unpopular son, Sly Dingscale Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Inbank, & their daughter from Dublin, Irish Lyn Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Fund, & their cosmopolitan son already, the international Manny Terry Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
From Athens, Mr & Mrs Motionstudy, & their son, Timon Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Monious, & their son, Percy Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
From America, Tex Fiddle Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Wall, & their son, Baxter Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Ardeficit, & their daughter, Doll Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Mr Peter Andrew Wyee, who is better known as P.A. Wyee Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
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Electrical Goods & Allied Industries' Ball

There's a television celebrity just entered. It's actor Frank Windsor from Softly, Softly Task Force with his new tough image - better known now as John 'Killer' Watt 03 Apr 1977
Mr & Mrs Rater, & their daughter, Jenny, & her vole, Tage 03 Apr 1977
'Ello, 'ello - that's 2LO, with Crystal Set & her cat, Swhisker 03 Apr 1977
Mr & Mrs Ode, & their daughters, Ann & Cath, & Ray Tube 03 Apr 1977
Mr & Mrs Ontalhold, & their son, Horace, with their friend - he's a bit of a lad - Con Trast, the Irish knob 03 Apr 1977
Here's Jack Plug, who has good connections 03 Apr 1977
Mr & Mrs Etterecorder, & their daughter, Cass, & her titled friend, Duke Box 03 Apr 1977
Lady Kitt & her rather diminutive husband, short Sir Kitt 03 Apr 1977
Here come the Aters, with their small son who is part time Emporer of Rome, pocket Calligule Ater 03 Apr 1977
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Ampfuse, & their son, Fife 03 Apr 1977
Please take you partners for the last volts, before we all go ohm 03 Apr 1977
From America, representing the FBI is J.Edgar Vacuum-Cleaner 03 Apr 1977
Here's AC & DC Waters 03 Apr 1977
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Electricians' Ball

John Travoltage, with his Flash Dance 12 May 1984
Sherlock Ohms 12 May 1984
Meg Awatt, & her murderous husband, 'Kill' Awatt...bit of a shock to see him here 12 May 1984
Wire Terp, who's come with Sir Kitt Breaker...tiny Sir Kitt Breaker - the short Sir Kitt 12 May 1984
From France, Monsieur Ham, & his father, Ham pere 12 May 1984
Count Dracula the Ampire, with his bat, Erry 12 May 1984
Amanda Fuse 12 May 1984
Mr & Mrs Dwattbulb, & their son, Andrew, and his friend Boy George, who's AC or DC 12 May 1984
That bright spark Ronnie Corbett - the short Ronnie Corbett - he's a bit of a live wire. Don't pile on the agony 12 May 1984
The Ode family - Ann, Cath & Di, who are going to sing some current numbers 12 May 1984
Look at the electricians out there. They're on their way to Heathrow...the sparks are certainly flying tonight! The film on the plane is 'The First Of The Fuse' 12 May 1984
Mr & Mrs Tricalfault, & their son, Alec, arriving in their Voltswagon 12 May 1984
There's Maurice tucking in there...he's known to us as 'Diner' Mo, and he's ever ready 12 May 1984
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Embassies' Ball

There's the Russian trade attaché who's under investigation, Vladimir Gotnicked 01 Jun 1985
Please welcome his excellency, the Russian Ambassador Comrade Gibi, & his wife, Kay (known to her friends as the diplomatic bag) 01 Jun 1985
Anybody want a diplomatic fag...Consulate...Embassy 01 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Terryattaché, & their daughter, Millie 01 Jun 1985
There's the drunken, guitar playing, Spanish delegate - Sigovya Carpet 01 Jun 1985
Here come the Maticimmunitys, & their insane son, dippy Lou 01 Jun 1985
From the Indian sub-continent, the beturbaned Seik Asylum 01 Jun 1985
From Africa, Mr & Mrs Babwe, & their son, Jim 01 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Hindyourpeesandquesplease, & their diplomatic advisor son, William 01 Jun 1985
There's Miss Indonesia, known to us all affectionately as the leg Asian, & Miss America, the diplomatic boob 01 Jun 1985
There's Aunt Eega & Bob Ados 01 Jun 1985
There's the Greek ambassador, who's arrived by motor boat - Spheros Stasanopolopodopolopodopolopodos 01 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Ssynia, & their daughter, Abi Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Geria, & their son, Al Kevin Hale
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Equestrian Ball

Mr & Mrs Derstartersorders, & their daughter, Ann Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Furlong, & their eight children, Chris, Debbie, Andrew, Simon, Sue, Sarah, Steven, and coming now to the final Furlong...Bob Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Steeplechase, & their grandmother Nellie, with her vicious false teeth, their gran Gnasher Nell Steeplechase Coventry
04 Dec 2000
This is wonderful. Look who's gracing us with her presence, it's the Queen Mother...HIP HIP...Oh sorry! Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Tuckyderby, & their son, Kenneth Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Lord & Lady Surrey - they're going to the boozy party on the roof - that's the Surreys with the binge on top Coventry
04 Dec 2000
There's Peggy Mount, with her friend, Lucy Lastic...Oh, they're off! Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatstallion, & their son, Gordon Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Cart, & their son, Orson Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Her Worship, The Mayor Coventry
04 Dec 2000
William Hill, & his wife, Coral, & their lad, Broke Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Bino-Pony, & their son, Al Coventry
04 Dec 2000
From Spain, Mr & Mrs Fencedownandno-Timefaults, & their only son, just Juan Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Mr & Mrs Casterraces, & their son, Don Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Oh look, there's Mr Point. Sorry, I know it's rude to point to Point Malvern
25 Nov 2002
It's Nelson Mandela's extrovert first wife, known to us all as loud Winnie Malvern
25 Nov 2002
From the troubled Jockey Club, Mr & Mrs Nowayimtalkingtopanorama, & their suspicious Welsh son, Geraint Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Welcome visitors from Germany - a big party all with the same name - fifteen Hans Malvern
25 Nov 2002
From Coventry, Mr & Mrs Somepervslookingatme, & their bareback equestrian daughter, Godiva Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Enting, & their daughter who can't get enough of it, three-day Eve Malvern
25 Nov 2002
From Ascot, Mr Singh - that's Ray Singh from Ascot Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Wunon, & their son who has a bad case of the wind, 'Tooter' Malvern
25 Nov 2002
From the Middle East, Sheikh Betonthat, & his gambling-addicted son, Mustafa Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Nalataintree, & their grandmother with her new teeth, their gran 'Gnasher' Nalataintree Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Thefifthstakes, & their foul-mouthed son, 'kin George Malvern
25 Nov 2002
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs O'Pony, & their son, Paul Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Bennettibetonthathorseattento-Oneanditcameinathalfpastthree, & their son, Gordon Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Scomingtothelastfencenow, & their commentator son, Andy Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Mr & Mrs Khana, & their son, Jim Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs d'Saddle, & their son, Si Kevin Hale
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Estate Agents' Ball

There's the lovely May Sonette Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
The Styleresidences, & their son, George Ian Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
The Irableresidence family, & their son, Des Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Here come the Dings family, with their black sheep son who is on parole, the condemned Bill Dings Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Souse, & their two kids, Terry & Muriel, known to us all as Mu Souse, with Sammy Detached Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Share a Fosters with our visitor from Australia, Lou Outback Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
...and Chief Sittingtenant Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Also from abroad, the Onassis family, & their bronzed daughter, sun-drenched Patty 'O' Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
...here's Andy Fortheshops Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
With at least half a million to spend in the Hampstead area, the Zoneleeneedapply family, with their son, A. Rab Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Lord Zviewofthegasworks, & his daughter, Gloria Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
There's Gus Umpin, & Sue Perblymodernised Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Twing, & their son, Wes Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Here comes Sir Alec Douglas-Home, who loses a little in the pronunciation Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Sturesandfittings, & their son, Vic Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
...and Con Veyancing Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Zumping, & their whopping great son, Garth Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Detatched, & their son, Sammy Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Jejoining, & their son, Gary Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Stcottages, & their son, Terry, with Manny Possibilities Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Twodown, & their idiot son, Twerp Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Hot from Ethiopia, Mr & Mrs Desirableresidence, & their son, Haile Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
A visitor from the Builders' Ball, Mr & Mrs Built, & their son, Jerry Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Ningroom, & their daughter, Di Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Tingroom, & their daughter, Betsy Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Singsouth, & their comely daughter, Fay, known to us all as Desirable Sight, Fay Singsouth Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Sittersfeesthatyoualwaysforget, & their son, Solly Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs O'Paintllputitright, & their son, Alec Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Propertythatwillsuityouperfectly, & their son, Ivor Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Ealforcouplewithchildren, & their daughter, Ida Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Dows, & their daughter from the continent, French Win Paris Theatre
02 Sep 1975
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Euro Ball

There's a marvellous cabaret - Bruge Forsythe is going to sing Little Sir Ecu 17 Nov 1990
Mr & Mrs Nparis, & their daughter, April 17 Nov 1990
The family Lake, with their son, Wayne, and his fiancée, Ann Twerp (known as the beef mountain to her intimates) 17 Nov 1990
Mr & Mrs Riculturalpolicy, & their wayward daughter, Agnes - the common Aggie Riculturalpolicy 17 Nov 1990
Mr & Mrs Ropeanmarket, & their unmarried son, single Hugh 17 Nov 1990
Marvel in the cabaret at Rod Hull entering the EMU 17 Nov 1990
The Tee family of Rome, with their daughter, Dierdre - Dierde Tee of Rome 17 Nov 1990
Two of us from Switzerland representing the church & the laity. Which is which? Oh yes, I remember, I'm the church & your the laity 17 Nov 1990
Mr & Mrs Amin, & their underwater serving son, 'Subs' Idi 17 Nov 1990
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Expectant Mothers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Daynow, & their daughter, Annie 15 Jun 1985
From Germany, Baron & Baroness Muntzgone, & their daughter, Nena 15 Jun 1985
Direct from her engagement in Cabaret at the Pudding Club, Martha Care, who's singing old standards like A Womb With A View 15 Jun 1985
Dennis Skinner & Eric Heifer - you know what that means...the Labour pains have started 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Tisntiz, & their daughter, Betty 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Leeway, & their plump daughter, enough Emma 15 Jun 1985
There's Mrs Maxwell - she's obviously had a check up 15 Jun 1985
A pregnant pause in the festivities for Mrs Marion Kind...oh wait, it's Miss, so she's obviously not THE Marion Kind 15 Jun 1985
That fine old thespian, Sir Reigate Mother 15 Jun 1985
...and Sarah Gate, who's always got it in for somebody 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Podagain, & their second daughter, Noreen 15 Jun 1985
Please welcome Julius Caesarian 15 Jun 1985
There's a mysterious figure over there - what's his name?...Um...Billy Cal (that struck a chord with the audience 15 Jun 1985
A Scotsman with Indian overtones, and as it's past midnight we can say 'Morning Seik Ness' 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Ificialinsemination, & their son...Robert 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Duced, & their son, Ian 15 Jun 1985
There's Della Very - she's been drinking polluted water - she's three months stagnant 15 Jun 1985
It's cabaret time - will you welcome Wham! Bang! and Thankyou Mam! 15 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Ernitydress, & their son, Matt Kevin Hale
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Explorers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Ica, & their flighty daughter, Anne 'Tart' Ica 12 Sep 1981
Here's Dr. Presume - his full name is Dr. Livingstone I. Presume, with his friend Victoria Falls - she's insured...here's the man from Peru 12 Sep 1981
Who's that jolly old retainer serving the drinks with his terrible false teeth? It's 'Massa Chew Sets' 12 Sep 1981
Mr & Mrs Ticocean, & their wet son, Alain 12 Sep 1981
Mr & Mrs Buctoo, & their son...Denis...who's standing in for Tim this week 12 Sep 1981
All the way from the Western Isles, the He-Brides (they have some strange customs in those isolated communities), with their friends, the Gay Gordons 12 Sep 1981
There's Marco Polo - he's worth a mint - Author of a stirring book "Up The Orinoco With Rod & Emu" 12 Sep 1981
Pam Ayres, with her son, Himmel, and his dog, Buenos 12 Sep 1981
Here comes the South American beauty, 'urgent' Ena 12 Sep 1981
From Ireland, Con Goriver Kevin Hale
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