There's a fisherman with absolutely no fish - he must feel completely out of place | 11 May 1985 |
From East Germany, Red Herr Ing | 11 May 1985 |
Mr & Mrs Fish, & their daughter, Jilly | 11 May 1985 |
Is the piano alright? Yes, we've had a tuner, but I'm a bit worried, because he's wearing a herring aid | 11 May 1985 |
Mr & Mrs Dozenoysters, & their son, Oliver, & his little brother Arthur | 11 May 1985 |
Mr & Mrs Canth, & their positively prehistoric grandmother, Celia | 11 May 1985 |
Raising the tone, there's Mr & Mrs Trite, & their son, Brian | 11 May 1985 |
It's cabaret time with a version of Tiddler on the Roof | 11 May 1985 |
Mr & Mrs Biggunslately, & their son, Courtney | 11 May 1985 |
Mr & Mrs Ory, & their hermaphrodite son who tells stories, Jack Ann Ory | Kevin Hale |
[ From the continent Not broadcast] Mr & Mrs Kleinensinker, and their son, Hugh | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Cuda, and their son, Barry Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Otts, and their daughter, Maggie, known to us all as Mag | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Forcatchingshrimps, and their daughter, Annette | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Codfingers, and their young son, Chris P. | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Chovey, and their daughter, Ann. Hey Ann! Your plaice or mine? Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Bigguns-Lately, and their son, Courtney | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ From WalesLord & Lady Glyn-Times, and their daughter, Ann Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ It's cabaret time - Top of the bill, Joe Cockle singing With A Little Kelp From My Friends, Rock Salmon, Crab C. Nesbitt, and a sensational act, a mussel man, who's going to perch, and then jump into a net! Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Atthesizeofthisone, and their son Luke | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Twiteshark, and their son, Gray | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
There's Noah with a big boat load of carp - he's the carp ark attendant | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Mer, and their daughter, Freda | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ We're going to dance the conga reel, led by (all the way from Mumbai) Mr & Mrs Butt, and their son, Ali Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Reel, and their hermaphrodite child, Rod Anne Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ The author Colin Bass, or as he's know in his books, C. Bass Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ ...and Cecil Urchin, that's C. Urchin Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ ...Charles Bream, that's C. Bream Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ {???} Trout, that's C. Trout Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
All the way from SardiniaSnr & Snra Piscatore. He's been doing the scales, he's going to sing O Sole Mio | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Triceel, and their son, Alec | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Tine, and their exceptionally tall son, long Gus | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Thespanishreallynickallourfish, and their son, Ken? Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Gler, and their daughter, Kylie. They said if we call her Ann, they'll take the piss out of her on the programme Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Fishcake, and their son, Ty??? Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatcrab, and their son, Gordon | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
All the proceeds from tonight's ball are going to a refuge for battered fish | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Dabone, and their son, Offa Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Mr Fiver & Miss Poundcoin, so that's six quid Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
[ Lord & Lady Gottaway, and their daughter, Wanda Not broadcast] | Victoria Palace 27 Nov 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Tuna, and their daughter, Tina | Kevin Hale |